What? Your hand?

Nope, mine now.

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What? You call this music?

Here, let me fix this for you.

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What? Personal space?

Never heard of it.

What? No party?

But I'm wearing my best boa and everything. You always ruin my Friday nights like this.

What? Sleep?

Not while I have to keep watch for little monsters. I'm doing this for your own good, human. Trust me.

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What? Are you insane?

You brought what into my house?

What...what the hell are those?

You...

What? Sleep unhindered?

Nope, this is my arm now.

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What? Already Occupied?

And your point is? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn that you're already in the chair. I want in on this delicious swath of warm fuzzy sunlight and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me.

Am I right? Eh?

What? Sun? Again?

No comment from the lady, she's passed out. Fer' reals, she loves this couch!

What? Making the bed?

And I'm not allowed up there? The duck says no? This is ridiculous!

...at least you made me steps to get there. Sometimes.

What? Get up?

No thank you, Ducky and I will be sleeping in.

What? A sunny spot in the best couch ever?

I'm in.

What? Sun?

I don't give a rats ass that it was just pouring rain with thunder and lightening like the end of the fucking world. There is sun.

Sun.

What? Chin scratchins'?

No no, proceed. No bitching here.

What? Snuggles?

...fine. Tell no one.

What? This couch?

Yeah, this couch is mine too. Just like the other one. You can sit on the floor if you like.

What? Outside?

Are you insane? There's going to be FIREWORKS today.....that shit is loud! The hell are you thinking?!

What? Your side of the bed?

It's mine now.

What? Play?

Queens do not play.