What? Is it dead?

If it's dead, how can it pet me?!

What? Wear a hat?

Bitch please, you know pink isn't my color.

What? Toys?

What is this nonsense. I'm too old to play!



Oh wait...


Ooooops...

What? You wanted to use that arm for typing?

Tough titties.

What? He wants pettins'?

Bitch please.

What? You were sleeping?

Not for long you're not...

What? I can't get up on the bed?

Why the hell not!?

What? You want what?

I was sleeping. There better be tuna or your face'll be shredded.

What? You wanted to use your lap?

Screw that, I want a warm spot, bitch.

What? Do a barrel roll?

Like hell I will.

What? You wanted to turn off the light?

I think not.

What? You're cleaning?

Screw that, I'm going to the cat-cave.

What? We're moving?

I don't like this prospect one bit.